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dirty dipstick

A penis that is rarely used making it dusty (dirty dipstick)
Its been so long my (dirty dipstick) desurves a dusting
by LGHleftbutstillright June 9, 2018
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Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins
Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)
by Ode to words December 4, 2023
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Dipstick

The word to use when you want to curse at someone, but there are too many christian authority figures around.
Shut up you dipsh- .....dipstick
by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017
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Dipsticking

Sleeping with two women in one day without washing your meat.
Damnnn Daniel, you dipsticking again. Poor girl doesn't even know
by ThrowingRopes September 11, 2018
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Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.
Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.
by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018
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Creamy Dipstick

A man's penis immediately after he's ejaculated inside a woman's vagina and then pulls it out he has a Creamy Dipstick.

When a woman then goes down on the man she's enjoying a Creamy Dipstick.
I want to suck your creamy dipstick.
by VaCpl757 January 6, 2019
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Dipstick method

V) when you think you slept with a girl bnb who has and std but you dont want to go to a doctor to check so you sleep with someone else to see if they get it.
Hey man I heard you slept with heather, I just heard she has herpes.

Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.

Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.
by daxxtherealkira May 13, 2020
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