Dilip

100% drama. 100% bro. 100% likely to get lost and lose stuff.

Whoa! You're such a Dilip...

by pal4321 February 8, 2017

The Friday Night Dilemma

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night

Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.

by alexandah November 15, 2010

Dilicone

Dilicone is a high grade from of silicone typically used to make sex toys such as dildos, anal beads, butt plugs, flesh lights, ect.

i made a plaster mold of my erect penis and let it cure. next i filled the casting with Dilicone and let the Dilicone cure. a day later i cracked the casting open and presto... an exact copy of mydick, but made of Dilicone.

by beaner master98 May 13, 2013

dilith

a term commonly used to replace the word "awesomeness"

I see some dilith in myself

by Assfart de soisa May 14, 2015

doo diligence

The act of going to another floor of your place of employment to relieve your bowels of excrement.

Brent had a mega lunch and decided to go to the third floor to do his doo diligence.

by beardedglory May 8, 2014

due Google diligence

Like due diligence, using Google. Due Google diligence should always be done before asking questions in a public forum. Otherwise, people may reply with "Just Google it" or links to lmgtfy.com.

"Due diligence" is a legal expression that means making the effort, in terms of research and investigation, to meet the expected (due) level of "care and caution" before entering into a legal agreement with a person or company.

When you have a problem or a question, "due Google diligence" means using Google to search for relevant keywords to find the solution before asking the question in a public forum and wasting everyone's time by asking a question that has been answered many times before.

Poster: Hi, I need help with xxxx. I've done due Google diligence and I couldn't find a solution to my problem.

by KrisBlueNZ April 8, 2013

Pride/Shame Dilemma

A situation where you feel deeply proud of an action only to realise that the act, however magnificent or unique, cannot be shared with others without revealing something private and shameful.

He emerged from the public restroom feeling liberated and youthful. His mind often returned to the girthy behemoth that he'd left behind. He reflected with pride at how much of his product was above the waterline. His reverie was cut short by the realisation that despite his Herculean effort, this was far too shameful to share with his friends.

"What are you thinking about?"

He smiles, gazing fondly into the distance before dropping his head, feeling the full weight of his pride/shame dilemma, and quietly muttered,

"Nothing"

by MacGyver's Apprentice May 17, 2017