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Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.
Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!
by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020
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Slum Dickin

When a wealthy independent woman has engages in sexual activity with a man who is insolvent or has negative equity.
Hey girl, my kid’s with their father tonight, let’s go slum dickin.
by Dev3L0pM!nd June 24, 2021
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dickin' dippers

Before receiving a blowjob you have the giver put their hair in a bun fitting for a dipping cup filled with your favorite dipping sauce. While receiving head you enjoy your favorite snack to dip with style and convenience all at your lap.
My Girlfriend graced me with dickin' dippers last night so you know I had to break out the pretzel nuggets and cheese.
by DabbinDicky April 23, 2018
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Mc and Dickin

Mc and Dickin. Similar to Netflix and chilling but...It's when you meet at McDonald's order and eat a quarter pounder. Fuck in the parking lot, cum in the wrapper, and then walk into the restaurant and return the cum soaked wrapper and say, " this isn't what I ordered!" Slam it on the counter or throw it in the manager's face (hopefully exploding) and run out of the store screaming "you just got dicked!"
What did you do this weekend?

I met this scooter and we went Mc and Dickin.

How did it go. The wrapper prematurely opened and got the old lady in line. But we went back to my place and I gave her a Denver Omelette.
by Richard Dangles January 12, 2020
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sweet dickin

The act of speaking progressively towards a female with the intent to receive favors(sexually) in the near furture(tonight.)
Elias was sweet dickin on ole girl last night at Roscoe's

cakin
spittin game
hollerin at
by Benjammin Galloway September 27, 2013
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slap dickin

used when a supervisor, or some one with authority is telling his subordinates to get back to work. Can be used in the exact same way as "grab-ass".
2 employees around standing around talking. Boss comes in

Boss: "You two, knock off the slap dickin."

Translation: "You two, get back to work"
by solrave December 9, 2008
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chicken dickin

Trying to use a public urinal, but shyness prevents you from being able to pee.
Drank to many beers at stadium and then had to leave cause I was chicken dickin
by Big Nutz 63 August 10, 2016
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