vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

vacation dick

A one-off dick of gargantuan proportions. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

"Yo I went to the Bahamas last week and met the nicest guy. I took that vacation dick hard. I couldn't do it everyday though!"

by Fuxkknows June 17, 2016

Vacation dick

A penis of larger size that one receives every once in a while.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had Vacation dick. It was perfect.

by Hans zjab May 28, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.

James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.

by Drea88 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

That dick that is big as fuck.. So big that you can only take it for the weekend or however long you're on vacation

"Met this guy while on vacation he definitely had vacation dick"

by @milkchocolate31 June 17, 2016

vacation dick

The "How Stella Got Her Grove Back" dick. The kind of dick that is provided by a large Samoan. As opposed to Boyfriend Dick.

Man, vacation dick , amIright?

by Mongolian Threat Singer June 8, 2016

vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.

Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.

by someguy...? June 1, 2016