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the itchy dick

that annoying itching sensation you contract from dirty hos.
"That skank gave me the itchy dick so i punched her taint in an effort to fight aids."
by Noogles ECU December 4, 2007
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Itch-dick

A frustrating phenomenon to occur on occasion to males where specifically one's dick is prone to ruthlessly itching in the most frustrating of places.
I'll be right back, I've got massive itch-dick.
by HeadHunterX11 September 12, 2016
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The Itchy Dick

That irritating itchy burning sensation you contract from dirty whores.
"That Whore gave me the itchy dick so i punched her in the taint in an effort to fight aids"
by Noogles Ecu December 14, 2007
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like a chicken with its dick cut off

randomly and frantically running all over the place like your genitalia has just been removed by an ax or other sharp instrument.
when I heard the deadline was pushed up to noon, I was running around like a chicken with its dick cut off trying to get the presentation ready!
by ooter October 22, 2009
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Itchy Dick

When one hasn't had intercourse in months, which results desperate behavior and denial.
Jake: "Hey dude, why were you staring at tracy?"
Brad: "What do you mean?"
Jake: "Ever since you and Brenda broke up, you've been acting different."
Brad: "No, I have not. It's just your imagination."
Jake: "Someone has a case of the Itchy Dick."
by EagleWrong January 11, 2017
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Its My Dick In a Box

A box containing a Dick often used a joke for birthdays
happy birthday to you jack black and your present is,wait for it, its my dick in a box
by POKEballs December 29, 2016
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italian dick tickler

A short guy named Michael Miano who thinks he is good at Xbox but is worse then a 10 year old black girl
by Don't touch me February 6, 2014
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