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desation

a mix between ignorance and want
teresa has a sense of desation about money
by yourgmail.com December 13, 2022
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dirty devante

An instance in which a male inadvertently reveals his micropenis to his friends.
"Ugh, he's just pulled a dirty devante"
"Why is it shrivelled?"
by Mark_ransom998 September 4, 2021
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Bye Devanté

This is the male equivalent of "Bye Felicia". Used as a dismissive farewell to an annoying male person.
"Hey guys, so I'm gonna head out"

"Bye Devanté"

"Who is Devanté?"

"Exactly bruh. buh bye."
by SuperCoolFunGuy July 1, 2020
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Governor DeSatanic

An increasingly popular nickname for Florida’s sadist governor, as folks get a glimpse of his true colors now that he is apparently getting absurdly comfortable enough to be himself.
Well it appears that Governor DeSatanic has come out of the ‘normal closet’ now that he is amassing huge monetary contributions by getting his Guantanamo Rick groove on.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023
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Desaint

An alternative method to express laughter, chuckling, side-splitting humor, or hilarity while instant messaging. This method was developed for internets users who feel a tad bit uncomfortable laughing at a joke while chatting by using the time tested "lol," "hehehe," or "hahaha."

Desaint can also be used with maughter (math + laughter) to more efficiently express your cyber-gaiety, by using this formula:

1 Desaint = 3 ha!
desaint = hahaha! (NOTE: the exclamation point is implied while using the desaint method, so one not need add one to cyber emphasize.

To express more than 3 ha's, you may place a modifier in front of your Desaint like so:

6 Desaint = 18 ha! (hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: Hey Kevin, what do you call cheese that's not yours?
Kevin: Seriously Ryan, I have no idea. What?
Ryan: Nacho Cheese!
Kevin: desaint desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha!)
Ryan: 3 desaint (this is equal to: hahaha hahaha hahaha!)
by k-flava January 21, 2007
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deanthony

smartest friend u can ever meet got a big ass and steals your girl
deanthony is very smart
by goku_theoffical January 26, 2021
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DeSantis

The alarming mixture of blood and fecal matter that are the after-effects of anal rape. Can also be the blood and sloughed uterine lining of a woman's period combined with fecal matter that occurs after being raped in both orifices with no pause in between.

A euphemism for a nasty, messy rape, typically anal, but also vaginal if the woman is in her menstrual cycle.

May also be used as a slur to describe a person who shoves their head so far up another's ass that when removed, is covered in copious amounts of blood and fecal matter.
"Damn, that poor bitch not only lost her job, they pulled a full DeSantis on her!"

"Donny better watch out, the moment he turns his back his closest supporters might bend him over and pull a DeSantis on him."

Ron's aspirations to become top dog were shattered after he pulled a full DeSantis on the Chairman. No one wanted to see that shit. It's a good thing his head was freakishly small, or he could've killed that guy!
by Pewpewpew-Peppy January 7, 2022
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