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Derk

Something that is out of place; unique. This could be good or bad.
Girl with ugly outfit:
Person: that outfit is really derk...
Girl with really cool outfit:
person: wow! Your outfit is soo derk!!
by TracySwoosh123 June 24, 2016
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Derk

A fist bump with your thumb up.
Blake - “Derk it up bruh!”
Cody - “Derk it up!”
by codykomo November 28, 2018
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Derk

The one idiotic acquaintance, possibly friend or relative that is so dumb there isn't a word to describe it.
(his brickheadedness). Could be named Derek, though not necessarily. Zero social skills. Married/Divorced, definitely kids. Hard worker usually flush when he turns up looking for drugs that can't be in the vicinity. Triggering instant anxiety and anger. But he has so much flow you can't refuse. This can happen multiple times. Depends on ones own meddle.
Goddamit! theres Derek! Damn it! Did he see us? yeah. What a total Dirk! Wonder how he's got? Looks like we're road tripping! righton.
Fuck what a dork. Yeah Derek is about the stupidest derk I've ever met.
by jimNotjames July 20, 2021
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derk merk

very skinny but good at basketball. Bestie loves him and cannot stop thinking about him. She thinks about him every day and night and she wishes he would notice her, but he says no distractions. Good luck bestie!
She’s obsessed with derk merk
by derkyyymerkyyy June 14, 2023
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Derk

Amazing and beautyful person.
Derk has a big penis
by Jaxcks December 23, 2016
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Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.
You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.
by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017
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Derk

A dank meme term used to describe something or someone in a negative or foolish manner. Often said when someone does something stupid, awkward, or just plain embarrassing. Think of it as calling someone a goof, but with more internet flavour.
"You are a derk"
"Derk moment"
by Sigmaboi enigma May 12, 2025
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