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Congressman Delay

A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience; Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.
Congressman Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.
by Dungheap June 1, 2006
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Delay

The updated word for "Retard". Retard has become overused and highly offensive, so the (RPA) Retarded Peoples Assosiation changed Mentaly Retarded to Mentaly delayed. Thus the new hateful, rude and demeaning word is Delay
No one gives a fuck about what you got to say Robbie. Your just a fucking delay!

Shit! did u see that delay get struck by that bus?
by Delay_destroyer69 April 2, 2010
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delayed drunkeness

When you drink several shots of Bacardi and the effects don't kick in until the next day, 12 hours later.
"Damn guys, when's this shit gonna start to kick in?"

--12 hours later--

"TIMIL DEEEPPPS!!! OCONOC!!!! RETARDEd.....DILdO....FUCkERSSSS!!!"
by TimilDeeps October 22, 2003
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Delayed Effect

Having something happen, and only feeling or having the effects occur after a extended period of time.
Juice experiences DE? LoL, he is one of a kind!

While watching Code Geass he suddenly blurted out "UGUU PWNS", it was the delayed effect of watching Kanon 20mins ago"
by ERG November 10, 2008
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confusion and delay

Sir Topham Hatt's catchphrase when he's cross with his engines.
You have caused confusion and delay!
by zmtk43 September 2, 2020
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DeJay

The groovy-est person you know. You love 'em. I love 'em...or atleast I hope you love 'em. Look up the word baller for the same analogy.
"Hey, I saw DEJAY today!"

"Wow, Me too, DEJAY is awesome!"
by DeJay May 9, 2005
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The realization that usually occurs around thirty-five, and most typically in men who have been circumsized (it's generally unheard of in women), that your foreskin is gone, it isn't coming back, and that you miss it. Complete mental breakdowns have been attributed to this disorder (which is found in the DSM-IV-R).
Biff: Doctor Rob, what am I gonna do? I miss it so much...It's just too hard to go on without it. Is there any way to help me? Can we maybe find it on the internet?

Doctor Rob: Somehow, Biff, i doubt your foreskin is living a successful and happy life in the suburbs of Cleveland. I'm sure it more likely found its way to the hospital incinerator shortly after you were born. You've got delayed foreskin separation anxiety disorder, and I'm prescribing Paxil and Diazapam. They should help you out.
by Blenderhead91 April 27, 2010
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