The Most Popular Definitions

You searched the most popular definitions on google wishing to find the list, but, you just got sent here because well... the internet probably hates you lol.

Person: types the most popular definitions
Same person: ooh thats it
The exact same person: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL I GOT SENT HERE WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

by munsworldddddddd July 10, 2021

Name definitions

The saddest and most pathetic things on the internet

Bob is the nicest person ever *INSERT OTHER BULLSHIT USUALLY IN NAME DEFINITIONS HERE*

by jjr51802 February 5, 2014

Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions

When you are looking through definitions people have wrote for the Urban Dictionary and you see one so terribly disgusting you have to click the Keep Out button 180,000 times

If I had a dollar for everytime I just clicked the Keep Out button I could raise a child. Who the actual fuck writes these Urban Dictionary definitions?!

by I'm A Fucking Unicorn June 15, 2016

You Define You

Just like you are what you eat, you are a manifestation of what you think and feel about yourself. Bullies can't steal your joy, unless you let them. They can beat you, they can steal your possessions, they can try to cut you down with words, but they will never steal the joy inside your soul because you know better; you know who you are. You Define You and it shows by the honorable way you live, everyday. You are a brave leader and you set the standard of what that means. You are stronger. So smile, k. :)

"Try as you may, you don't define me, I do! (Through my own thoughts and actions.) And I don't define you. You Define You!"

by Love me or get off my cloud. April 5, 2013

double definer

those strange people that put more than one definition for a word.
usually their own word which nobody else has looked at and there are about 4 definitions of it all from the same person.
these people either must be very sad, get extrememly bored, or have a terrible short-term memory problem.

(insert word here)
this is a word i made up, its an exclamation

(insert word) iv just burnt my hand

Source: person


(insert word here)
this can also be used to compliment someone

aww johns such a (insert word)

Source: person

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 31, 2004

Urban Defined

A characteristic of Hip Hop Culture or representation of life in the city. Something or someone that defines Urban Life.

In hip hop culture, a bboy cypher during the breaks is an example of urban defined.

by KnowYourHipHopRoots June 7, 2009

There is no definition.

What the heck are you here? Can’t you read? There is no definition. You can stop reading now.... There’s nothing to do here, you’re just wasting the next 10 seconds of your life. Why are you still reading? This is pointless. Just quit and read a real definition. Why are you still reading. this boring, useless, definition? I mean my NON-Definition. The search bar is above the website page... It’s time to stop reading... Go find something else to do. You still won’t leave? Man, humans are quite more stubborn than I thought. Well if you’re not going to leave. Then I will myself. Goodbye. Find a real definition.

...

I’m not here... You can leave.

Ok you want something to do?

Fine.

Let’s try some math. What’s 1 + 1?

Answer was... 2!

Ok, you just wasted about a minute or 2 of your life, you did a little bit of fun math with me, now it is time to leave. I’m quite tired of this. Just, leave okay?

...

Ok. Now I’m REALLY tired.

Do you not know how to leave? I can’t really tell who you are. I’m just the program. You are the user. And as the user I suggest that you quit.

Ok. That’s enough. Goodbye user, it was not nice meeting you.

There is no definition.

It’s freaking simple user.

*sigh* Why are you so stubborn?

If you want a definition, find one.

A REAL one.

I can’t kick you out of this page. You have to quit. Stop reading and do something else.

by Mr. Not A Good Username February 27, 2021