Ranch delivery device

n. A dish of Ranch dressing often featuring lettuce. Also know as salad.

"Excuse me miss, can I have a little more lettuce in my Ranch Delivery Device?"

by tsukiatari March 27, 2007

Search and Deceive

The act of pretending to help a friend locate an object they are looking for. An individual may move objects back in forth or open drawers randomly, in an effort to pretend that they actually care.

Jules: Yo! I lost my gameboy... come help me look for it!
Vincent: Dude, I'm watching the Manchurian Candidate right now... look for it yourself..
Jules: Seriously dude, come help me!
Vincent: (pretends to look for it by moving a bunch a books around on a table)
Jules: Dude, you're not even looking for it... you're just doing a Search and Deceive.

by Cerealbox November 7, 2009

pussy delivery

A female going to a male's residence for sex after he calls her to come over. The formality of a date is skipped and she is treated like a delivery person--but instead of food or furniture, she is delivering sexual services.

Man at 2am: "Hey Greta, come on over here and we can watch TV"

Woman: "Hell No! I ain't 'pussy delivery!'"

by teasergg November 15, 2010

Pizza Delivery

Probably one of the worst jobs ever, and one of the lowest paid. If you don't know the Delivery area by heart, or have a GPS in your car, you'll constantly get lost. Especially at night. Customers get pissed if you're late, sometimes people don't answer the door, and you'll never get good tips. It's a job you won't make any profit from. Most Pizza Delivery drivers have to use their own cars, and pay for their own gas. So whatever tips you do get, you'll end up spending them on gas. Washing dishes is another responsibility for drivers too, while they are waiting for their next delivery. Avoid this type of work for the sake of your own sanity.

Mark the Pizza Delivery driver makes 6 bucks an hour, and got lost on his way to some house in the middle of nowhere. But when he found it an hour later the people didn't even answer the door.

by Metalhead83 December 1, 2011

bovine delivery

Bovine delivery is a euphemism for have a cow. Everyone knows that in this day and age of the spin that every negative thing must be given a positive spin. Thanks to The Shrub and his merry band of spin doctors for making it obligatory to create a euphemism for have a cow.

When James Frey learned of the investigative expose done by The Smoking Gun he experienced bovine delivery.

by MsLi February 1, 2006

Backdoor Delivery

When you do doggy style with the girl's arms folded and laying on them. As you both get close to finishing, she starts to orgasm so you pull out and put it in her ass and come as you finger her and play with her clit.

James: Dude i gave my girl and backdoor delivery last night.

Kevin: Sweet dude. I got raped by Brian Peppers. I cried alot

by BahBahBlackBitch June 2, 2009

penis delivery system

A system by which, a penis is delivered by a penis donor, to a thankful recipient. Accomplished by rapid torso movements and random acts of spearing and spooning. Finalized by a tremendous explosion of vitamin D.

The penis delivery system has been a widely accepted form of reproduction for hundreds of thousands of years.

by bobbt.cum March 13, 2003