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Cognitive dissonance

Reading/listening to classical media (newspapers/radio/tv news channels) vs having your world view determined by reading different bloggers' online garbage.
Caveat emptor!The rapid and uncontrolled mushrooming of social media has created an atmosphere of cognitive dissonance.
by Sexydimma May 1, 2021
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Disso

William Pielmeir’s side chick. (Jason is his hubby)
I wish I was disso”
“Disso is so lucky”
“I only kissed Disso to see if I could taste William’s lips”
by Aso April 12, 2020
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dissociative fugue

where you wake up and you are someone else and then some time later you come back to yourself. The thing is you can demand people on acid to "dissociate!" and they think they do, but really they don't because part of a dissociative fugue is that it can't be drug-induced.
Alex: "Eli. Dissociate!"
Eli: "I like mittens!"
Josie: "Sweet God,I think Eli's having a dissociative fugue!
by SeppukuKnife April 9, 2005
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cognitive dissonance

When a conservative objects to blaming George W. Bush for the recession, even though he blames everything that happened during the Bush Administration on Bill Clinton.
Conservative: Yep the old usual left wing play, if all else fails, blame Bush.

Liberal: But you blamed everything that happened during the Bush Administration on Clinton. How is that any different?

Conservative: I guess I'm engaging in some cognitive dissonance.
by Jer Mack September 27, 2011
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dissolutions of grandeur

The loss of all common since. To where someone thinks they are in a dominant position/person, won an argument, could do something if they wanted to when you know for a fact that they are wrong. Studies show that it is most common in women who, for some unknown reason believe that because we ignore them that they succeeded in winning the argument completely obliviant to the fact we don't want to hear their crap and ignore them, and will say anything to shut them up.
mary: your husband listens so well and doesn't even argue with you!

diane: yea, i had to let him know where he belongs in this relationship he understands now that i wear the pants

(side conversation)

brad: ha is this true man?

rod: hell no! the bitch is suffering from that dissolutions of grandeur again, i'll do anything to shut her up!
by lilr8716125 December 8, 2010
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covenant dissonance

A state of spastic cognitive denial.
A disconnected understanding between supply and demand vs product quality.
A Deluded perception of skill culminating in a God complex mentallity.
A blind tribe mentality based on fiscal slavery vs self worth to satisfy a deluded quasi-cult leaders neurosis.
"That guy's subscriber's have Covenant dissonance."
"They payed $XXX.XX to him to be cucked and ripped off" "yeah they have Covenant dissonance"
by Spectrum customer support January 26, 2021
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disso

disso gets all the guys
by Donald trump 2 0 2 0 June 19, 2020
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