Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

by C Miller July 3, 2008

mada mada dane

Echizen Ryoma says this all the time in Tennis no Oujisama, or Prince of Tennis. It's Japanese for 'too bad' or 'you're not good enough' or something along those lines.

mada mada dane, insert person's name here

by Sorix July 19, 2007

Dane

One of the most funnest guys to be around. He is very funny. And really cute. He may seem like the one that doesnt like to talk much, but when he's around his friends, hes hilarious. Dane's always have a nice body, and wont push girls too much. Dane's are just like amazing and awsome!

Girl 1: Hey where were you last night?

Girl 2: With a Dane(:

Girl 1: Really?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's amazing! You have to find a Dane, they're the greatest!

by 2rad4u November 24, 2009

Dane Cook

The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.

You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!

-Dane Cook

Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?

-Andy Kindler

by Illusion December 14, 2008

Dane cookery

A lame stand-up comedian attempting to compensate for his weak material with excessive movement and exaggerated body language. After Dane Cook (1972 - when already?), awful comic.

Well, that was a waste of time...that guy had nothing. just a bunch of Dane Cookery. Didn't laugh once.

by sefos March 5, 2011

Dane bowers

Dane bowers something thats another level!!

That gig was "dane bowers"

by mattyz August 6, 2012

Daneia

The Most perfect thing on this planet i don't care how much she doubts her self it will always be true.

"There will always be people that"s act Daneia but u just have to make them realize it."

by U KNOW U ARE August 12, 2018