by The Incarnation of a God May 25, 2021
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My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
My friends: STOP IT!
Me: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
by Spaz” January 27, 2021
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A nick-name for Roger Federer. The greatest tennis player and gentleman of all-time. When he swears at the umpire, people take his side because he never loses.
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Dude 1: When I first saw Darth Federer's shot I thought it was clearly out but the I realized that he never loses so it must have been in.
Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.
Dude 2: This is true. His presence on the court is immaculate.
by Maestro732 November 18, 2009
Get the Darth Federer mug.by Lindina October 13, 2006
Get the darth tater mug.Arguably the sexiest, most powerful, most muscular and most omnipotent character in all of ninjago, he should’ve become the green- NO, golden ninja instead of that little sh*t of a brat called Lloyd. Dareth is the sole reason any of the ninja survived their battles and so the true saviour of ninjago. He could’ve become rich and got women but instead started a dojo to teach others his epic ways because she’s a great guy. They better make a legacy golden dareth LEGO set or I will hold obama hostage in the post office.
by Grand sensei dareth September 24, 2021
Get the Grand Sensei-Master Dareth mug.The coolest cinematic villain in existance, that is until the...what? Padme?
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by Cheesebadger July 15, 2005
Get the darth vader mug.When smoking a joint, one standard toke is taken before then inhaling the smoke from the lit end of the joint.
(Originated from Banchory, Scotland)
(Originated from Banchory, Scotland)
Junkie : Hey man go do a darth maul toke
Junkie 2: What's the hell is a darth maul toke??
Junkie: Its when you toke the joint then toke the lit end without touching it
Junkie 2: Ohhhh shit like darth mauls lightsaber I get it
Junkie 2: What's the hell is a darth maul toke??
Junkie: Its when you toke the joint then toke the lit end without touching it
Junkie 2: Ohhhh shit like darth mauls lightsaber I get it
by OldBiscuit April 8, 2020
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