Well clearly that's false.

Write this when you have absolutely no idea what to write.
God I'm bored... Let's open google and search "I don't know what to write"
by Harikjay February 6, 2019
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Yes-know-i-don't-know

1 No answer really or 2 .the start of a possible lie. 3. Fear of saying no. 4. Fear of giving the wrong answer. 5 Funny goofy way to avoid the real question.
Did you see anyone you know at the party? Yes-know-i-don't-know
by whittle myself the kind June 25, 2015
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Dude Guys I Don't Know

1. (Adj.) A state of being in a relationship where one is not dating the other person yet and is thinking about giving up. They may be close to being in a relationship, but they aren't because one member is in this state. Similar to being "It's Complicated."
"Hey, Are you dating that chick yet?"
"Nah, I'm Dude Guys I Don't Know."


"How's it going with that girl from that thing?"
"Eh, I hung out with her but I think she is Dude Guys I Don't Know."
by An Original Dude Guy April 2, 2009
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What you say when you know exactly how it got there, but don't want to get in trouble.
Cop: I found drugs in your purse, ma'am.
Woman: I don't know how that got there!
by frostedsugarplum October 14, 2011
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You don't know ball

A cringey phrase being used by the cretinous Instagram-generation to devalue another person's opinion about football. Regardless of the fact that the validity of that person's opinion usually spot on.

The origin of this phrase is hazy but it came in after those of the age 22 years and under decided to start using unnecessary Americanisms to describe the English game in an effort to sound cool. Thus the term "ball" came in at the expense of the term "football".

See also "baller" e.g "dude that Kevin De Bruyne is a propah ballllller". Just stop thinking you're American you plums!
Nigel "Harry Kane doesn't show up at finals or semi-finals. He's decent but he is nowhere near world class. The statistics back me up on this"

Instagram obsessive clueless oik "you don't know ball fam- he is world class so put sum respeck on da name. I don't care about statistics or facts I just think my opinion is as valid as your facts. Plus I say actually and literally a lot"
by Suburban Lexicographer March 8, 2022
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I don't know what to say

Often used when someone says something that is obviously a wrong/mistake/undependable, and the person who is listening can't say anything to defend his actions.
Jack: I missed the deadline for applying to NYU, because I read the email wrong.

Sam: They gave us a one week extension for that exact reason? Why didn't you submit it.

Jack: I was just so lazy about it.

Sam: I don't know what to say Jack, I guess that's a lesson learned.
by thickjordanianbooty101 February 19, 2021
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you don't know me bitch

You see this new bitch Keisha at the club and she all on your nigga and you approach her like "get yo hands of my mans hoe, I ain't afraid to cut a bitch" then Keisha replies " I ain't want yo dirt ass nigga anyway trick and yo bitch ass ain't gon do shit" in which you reply " you don't know me bitch".
by Esnesnon May 2, 2016
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