Ring Damage

Ring Damage, the result of LORD (see separate definition) activity on a trading portfolio. Ring Damage is normally experienced the following morning & is a resultant of bouts of late night (& usually unsuccessful) outright trading. Ring Damage can become severe if the LORD activity goes unchecked. This may lead to long term & sometimes irreversible damage to the Ring. Ring damage can be insured for however.

Oh no, he was long & wrong again, that was LORD. We will see the ring damage shortly on our reports.

by Craig Smyth March 8, 2005

Van Damage

To wreck havoc upon evil-doers Jean Claude Van Dam style.

You an' yo' babe are in a bar. Drunk ruffian comes up to your girl and does an Etch-A-Sketch. He and his buds laugh.
You to your brutha: Hey dude, it's time to do some Van Damage.
Your brutha: Yo' Bro', let's get it on!

by Bruce Lee Majors May 16, 2006

Collateral Damage

When someone is having major issues in their life that are totally unrelated to you but for some insane reason they are taking it out on you. You are now collateral damage in a fight that they should be having with someone else.

When Julie caught Tommy cheating on her she became convinced that all her friends were sleeping with him. She exploded on everyone and we were all collateral damage.

by Sugar Heather February 5, 2010

Savage Damage

1. A person who is damaged in a savage way.

2. Something That takes damage in a savage way.

Hey your "savage damaged"

That bridge was savage damaged by the floods.

by 17 inch dildo February 3, 2012

piss monkey damage

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure

i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

by littlejimmie April 8, 2019

percy-damage

Inherent, unintentional physical damage to property caused by Percy; damage estimated at an average of $4.99 per hour, or 8.3 cents per minute. Most likely to occur between Friday 5pm through Sunday 6am. See also percy-storm.

Percy-damage this week included two broken glasses and a poker table.

by donkey81 April 7, 2008

eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

An expression that’s usually used whenever something depressing or something hard to swallow is said by someone. It is usually used during dark humor or when someone gets roasted.

Person: I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse

Random bystander: eMoTiOnAl dAmAgE

by roseluvies February 5, 2022