guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010

Los Santos Customs

A chain of vehicle customization shops in Grand Theft Auto V. Has a spray can icon on the minimap.

I just customized this Warrener in Los Santos Customs.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016

Nut Custard

Semen, jizz, spunk

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

fanny custard

a thick gloopy discharge with a strong odour. The colour is a bright yellow and is common amoung the more sexually active and slutty.

I can smell her fanny custard from here.

by KXpoonanandtang June 30, 2011

Custard Trout

As well as the already mentioned, Custard Trout is now renown as Fable 3's first pimp.

Have you joined Custard Trout's pimp service?

by Online stalker November 1, 2010

slim customer

An unreliable person, a scammer.

"Watch out for Allenby. He's a slim customer" from the movie Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

by RKeller1 July 6, 2017

Slippery Customer

Someone who is devious, cheeky and very naughty.

Because of these almost superhuman levels of deviousness, the actions of a 'slippery customer' cannot be easily controlled. Such characters can cause complete carnage in many different situations (any day of the week).

A 'Slippery Customer' is certainly not a valued member of society. In some cultures, using such a term to describe someone is the deepest form of insult.

Who is that sneaking off into the cafe toilets?

I'm not sure, but i've heard he's a seriously Slippery Customer.

by MarcusHasMassiveTekkers March 6, 2011