Cumblocker

When someone does something very unattractive that it stops you from reaching an orgasm.

That cameraman moved the camera away from the girl to tell her how to spread her legs while fingering herself. Fucking cumblocker!

by Soss August 15, 2014

Catblocked

When there is one or more cats sitting on or around you that make it so you can't get up. This usually happens because the cat is being very adorable and any disturbance could make it leave.

"Hey Mom! Could you get my charging cable?"

"Where is it?"

"Plugged into my wall."

"Can't you get it?"

"There's a cat on my lap. I'm catblocked!"

by Rose+10 December 29, 2016

cuntrocket

A cunt who won't shut the fuck up, spewing words out of her mouth like a rocket's propellant coming out while taking off.

1st guy: Tell that cunt to SHUT THE FUCK UP
cunt: continues talking like people care about what she has to say
2nd guy:Shut your goddamned mouth you fuckin' CUNTROCKET

by Al Pacino8i98 July 14, 2010

cuntrocket

A piece of paper at the bottom of your pocket that you cant ever seem to get

cuntrockets enrage me

by gentili March 25, 2005

cuntock

an e-person in an internet chatroom of indeterminate sex: ie. may possess a pork sword or beef curtains.

that nicki is such a fucking cuntock. i bet she has a cock.

by senor incognito November 7, 2007

cuntcockulust

pronounced(cun-cok-u-luss)rediculous, ludicris, outstandingly outrageous, vulgar, absurd, obscene, perposterous. outlandish, bizarre, irrational.

man, did you see that video with that guy and the horse?

yea man, that shit was cuntcockulust!!

by Lucifer's sixth panther February 6, 2009

cussblock

1. noun: a very sexual umbrella. Originally created in Los Angeles Califorina, in Six Flags Magic Mountain, on a rainy day.

2. noun: white people who rape (mostly found in states such as Oregon or Utah).

definition 1; sentence : That cussblock offended me by being so sexual.

definition 2; Be careful walking alone at night in Utah, a cussblock might come out of nowhere and rape you.

by Professor Anevik December 24, 2010