Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Turbo mega cunt fucked by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

Cunt Fucking Awesome 

For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.

When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?

After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"

Cunt Fucking Awesome by Wumbly February 24, 2009

cunt fuckery 

when the term 'douche baggery' just doesn't cover the stupidity of any given situation

that ass jack left the cart rolling around the parking lot and it hit my car. what kind of cunt fuckery is this??

cunt fuckery by PaganKelly March 18, 2009

cunt fucker 

someone who bangs chicks like crazy

not an insult but can be used as one if your pissed, "shut up you stupid cunt fucker"

cunt fucker by burka August 20, 2006

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit 

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.

Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit by Zumbii June 1, 2010

cunt fucking priest 

A priest who indefinitly fucks a cunt...

Or a cunt fucker that just so coincidentally happens to be a priest as a second proffesion

"The new leader of that church down the road is a cunt fucking priest"

"hey you know that cunt fucker? Turns out he is a priest aswell"

cunt fucking priest by Rob, not a cunt fucking priest May 2, 2006

Candy Cunt Fucker 

When the girl puts the candy in her vagina and you start fucking her with your penis putting the candy further into her pussy then you eat it out

"Dude, i was so bored last night with Danielle so i candy cunt fucked her then ate it out of her vagina and it went so far up it had shit on it." "Wow man, youre one hell of a candy cunt fucker."

Candy Cunt Fucker by they call me carey cunt licker March 11, 2007