by Mineter4gret May 11, 2018
Get the Cunnilingus mug.Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).
"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"
by Cordolce April 19, 2013
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by Abowlth Frittler November 24, 2018
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Celebrated APRIL 14TH
Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.
Celebrated APRIL 14TH
Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.
by Buddddddy May 2, 2014
Get the Cake and Cunnilingus mug.Eat Pussy....What black men refuse to do causing them lose their piece of ass. Sometimes the truth hurts.
by superlingus June 1, 2012
Get the cunnilingus mug.by Spyder Mayhem September 13, 2005
Get the cunnilingus mug.Injuries sustained to the neck while performing oral sex on a woman, usually caused by licking for prolonged periods, excessive head movements trying to get a woman to orgasm, working at ridiculous angles or positions or aggressive females who forcibly shove your face into their vagina.
See also... clitlash (syn.)
See also... clitlash (syn.)
Jimmy didn't show for work today. He went down on a girl for 2 hours last night and got major cunnilinglash.
by MrMaverick July 27, 2012
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