cumfucked

thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise

Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.

by The CobbMaster May 16, 2015

Cumfuckulated

When you think your parter is faking an orgasm, but you are unsure.

You: “You like that baby?”
Partner: “What? Ohhh, yeah that was sooooo good!”

You: “Did you finish?”
Partner: “Mmhhmm..”
You: *I’m so CUMFUCKULATED*

by Ashleigh and Boston February 18, 2019

Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

grizzly cumfuck

Originally a pagan ceremony that involved gratuitous amounts of body hair, testosterone, and anal plundering. It is now best known as the savory brew made almost exclusively from human and animal seamen

Man Blowjohn really needs to take it easy on that Grizzly Cumfuck...

by sexmagic March 12, 2009

cumsucky

a name used in parts of dublin , ireland, like tallaght describing a female slut.

girl 1: look at cumsucky over their
girl 2: yeah lets go hop on her, tramp.

by amyteegancathygeorgiefarrely March 28, 2010

Cumsuckingtwatfacebitchbag

An adjective used to describe a girl who you have a strong distaste for.

Basically used in an angry tantrum, to describe how you are feeling about a certain evil female or male.

Michelle is a cumsuckingtwatfacebitchbag because she steals peoples boyfriends.

by Iona Moon May 1, 2011

Cumsucker

A person that you hate that's probaly a dyke

Lil pump"yo my dad iand i just went swimming together
Smokepurp"your such a cumsucker"

by Omgdaddy69 March 1, 2018