Cumquat

A homosexual who excretes Cum 5 times a day

Emron is such a cumquat he look in like a burnt pineapple

by Emron cumclot March 14, 2019

Cumquat

When you bust a nut while squatting in that pussy

Mark just cumquated so hard

by UwuXDrawr December 13, 2019

Cum Squat

An insult used by racist Asian people usually used to describe Jack Maher after he says the n word in a xbox party

You fucking cum squat what are you doing

by Chinese Immigrant Man January 11, 2020

Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.

Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!

by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020

cumquat

cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"

"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"

by bassfreakofficial May 20, 2020

Cumquat

When you take a gentleman’s pinch of jizz and insert it into your partners ear.

“Megan stuck her finger in my ear during sex, so I gave her a cumquat”

by Royston Maurice Keane November 9, 2021

cumsquabler

Somebody who argues about Semen, Jizz, or Spunk

James: I bet I love spunk more than you
Garlews son: I bet you dont ;)
James: Your such a Cumsquabler Oli

by GarlewsGreatPapi October 31, 2022