cumass

a word in replace of dumbass or cum in the ass; someone who likes anal; one who likes sperm going up into their inner asshole

"wow that bitch is a real cumass"
"that girl likes it like a cumass"

by ilovecum123 December 23, 2013

cumaraderie

Just a bunch of buddies hanging out, chillin', and gettin' along. Oh yeah, and cumming.

Dave and Pete have developed a real feeling of cumaraderie after spending three hours watching porn together.

by C. Williams March 26, 2008

cumabalsticallover

a guy that sucks black dick and get probed by aliens. then begs for more and more until he becomes a girl and shits his pants!

he cry's for more probing up the butt anally by 10 aliens. cumabalsticallover

by cumabalsticallover May 22, 2011

cumakazi

One who sucks so much semen as to need to be taken to a Hospital Emergency Room.

Rod Stewart was an alledged cumakazi.

by DeLas Manstandin March 19, 2009

Cumable

Definition given to 'fine ass bitches' that can be considered for intercourse. The unsuspecting male will usually run up behind the cumable female and begin dry humping in order to proove she is indeed cumable. If so then the male will begin intercourse, by some means, and then proceed to cum in her. Used to grade bitches from a far, by accessing whether they could make you orgasm.
Some variations include a gradign system in which males question whether they can make the female cum.

Check out that fine ass bitch, she's beeping 100 on my cumable radar.

Do you think shes cumable?
Who cares, I just pissed myself

by Shanw January 19, 2006

Cumathon

When several males get together and proceed to, as fast as they can and at the same time, cum on a piece of bread. The last one to cum fully on the load-- err, I mean loaf of bread has to slowly eat it, in front of all of his friends, while they, laughing hysterically, take videos on their cell phones.

Duuude look at this picture of our cumathon yesterday; Jerry ate that whole fucking loaf of bread!

by Frank Dizzy November 5, 2008

Cumalopapuss

Someone who licks or slurps (making sure to not leave any behind) the cum from a females genitals. This happends when the female becomes arroused and the other individual wants to lick the pussy.

Trump " oh my good god I want to be known as a Cumalopapuss."
Josh says" holy crap!, last night I was such a Cumalopapuss, with that random female I brought home last night.

by murphy94 October 27, 2018