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Clock the T

Seems to be used more in the gay community, more specifically in the gay black community.

T is short for "the truth," so clocking the T means

1) to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, without embellishments, without edits, and without apology.

2) to state your own personal opinion about any person, place, thing, or situation, again without embellishments, edits, or apology.

In layman's terms, Clocking the T is synonymous with "keeping it real." It can also be used for gossip.
Quaadir Howard from youtube (username Timaya) giving his opinion on Lady Gaga (paraphrased)-
"I don't too much care for her. People are giving her praises but I'm not impressed. Her videos and perfornances hardly make sense with her songs. She's vulgar and over the top just for the sake of getting attention and fame. That is my opinion and you don't have to like it. If she gave me what i needed, I would have given her kudos, but she didn't and I'm going to clock the T where the T needs to be clocked, mmkay sweetheart?"

Adam - "Watch this dance move!" *starts dancing horribly* "So how did you like my dancing, Keith?"
Keith - "You really don't need to be dancing. You look like a retarded flamingo trying to find a mate."
Adam - "that's not very nice"
Keith - "Well if you ask for my opinion, ms thing, I'm going to clock the T on that ass. how you doin."
by dennis88 October 14, 2010
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alarm clock

Probably the most annoying thing on a Monday morning, or any morning for that matter, but very useful when you need to wake up early or at a certain time. Usually have very high pitched tones so you will be so annoyed that you'll get out of bed to turn the damn thing off.
Person One: I need to wake up early! I should tell my mom to wake me up.

Person Two: You should just set an alarm clock. It's a more annoying sound which most likely will get you out of bed faster to turn it off.

Person One: Good idea!
by thenameisriley April 11, 2013
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When you're camping in a tent with a guy, and you wake up in the morning to see him jerking off in his sleep.
Man, Mazz woke me up this morning with a Mokena Alarm Clock. He must have been itching to get a hooper out.
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