Facebook Crybaby 

A person who frequently bitches and moans on Facebook statuses about life events with little or no cause.

Status:I don't understand why people can't take a hint... if I deleted ur phone number it means I don't wanna talk to you, not lets continue the conversation or go run your mouth to our mutual friends about it. It means drop the fucking topic. Blah I need a shot.

Comment: Shut the fuck up! Nobody cares about your petty life events! Your a Facebook Crybaby!

Facebook Crybaby by cease_uno January 14, 2013

crybaby 

A person who gets easily upset if they don't get thier own way.

Stop being such a crybaby Pete, and get me a fucking beer!

crybaby by Dusty1 March 23, 2004

crybaby 

Melanie

crybaby- crybabies, fans of Melanie Martinez

crybaby by Brimbi December 13, 2016

crybaby crusade 

A term often used to describe the core narrative of the Trumpster’s candidacy for the 2024 Presidency which heavily focuses on how he has been relentlessly and unfairly victimized and witch-hunted.

It’s ironic how the Orange One’s crybaby crusade is actually an artifact of his own creation since he has been actually repeatedly victimizing himself due to his penchant for lies and self-destruction.

crybaby crusade by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

crybaby 

A fan of Melanie Martinez. (Like me!!!!)
Someone who obsesses over Melanie Martinez. (Also like me!!)

I'm the biggest crybaby ever!

Where my crybabies at?
" They call youCrybaby, crybaby , but you don't even care." -Melanie Martinez
I'll try to show a gif of Mel (The nickname we crybabies and other people have given her)

crybaby by KeenaTheCrybaby March 5, 2017

Florida Crybaby

A sexual act containing of either two males or females in which the women/male get down on there knees and arc there back toward the heavens and wait for the male to ejaculate on their back, when this is done successfully the male semen should trickle down their back, gently into crack, then drip to the floor

CAUTION DANGER!!: could end up in pregnancy with blown out vagina

dude did you know that Pedro gave a Florida Crybaby to that one blown out lunch lady?...well shes pregnant

Florida Crybaby by HombreDeSexo August 31, 2009

crybaby titty mouse

Is a person who is being a major crybaby. Which includes cry and/or whining

"Come on Jake stop being such a crybaby titty mouse you just stubbed your toe."

crybaby titty mouse by Littlemisswhatsername29 January 8, 2018