Rusty Crutch

Some one who cant wipe the blood stains of their genitals.

I wanted to eat the female ginger ninja out, but i was unsure if it was pubic hair or her rusty crutch.

by Wilt Chamberlin's Penis Lives on My Groin! September 18, 2003

Rusty Crutch

An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7

reffering red heads

by your buddy November 27, 2003

Zombie Crutch

Hard rockin hip- hoppin monster funk.

the high preist of the zombies wakes the dead through mesmirizing music. giving the zombie crutch to walk with.

by j lutz October 13, 2010

DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

Covid Crutch

Things that were done pre pandemic that could still be done during the pandemic but service providers use Covid as an excuse for not offering it.

The manicurist used the Covid crutch to get out of the shoulder massage. The waitress that servers us 4 courses used the Covid crutch to not wrap our extra food.

by anonymous January 15, 2021

Counter crutch

To counter crutch is to resist engagement because of fear of being rejected. To feel shy.

The guza was too peng so I counter crutched.

by Cilantro January 18, 2021

slut crutch

Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.

"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "

by BakedJavlin November 25, 2021