Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once

I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD

by DrSunners November 29, 2011

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck

To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.

Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!

by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009

crutch handle

When you kick a girl on her shin so hard she grabs onto your dick for support

I gave this fat chick a crutch handle and that’s how my dick is broken

by Penisface1999 January 10, 2018

Crutches

Painful torture devices that doctors might tell you to use if you have some sort of injury to your leg or foot or something. They are very annoying and get in the way, and they limit what you can do with your life until you are healed enough to happily ditch them in someone's basement.

Random person: *Sees injured person on crutches* Oh, they're probably faking their injury.
Injured person: NO, I AM NOT THESE THINGS ARE PAINFUL. YOU BREAK A BONE AND THEN TRY TO USE THESE AND TRY TO SURVIVE ONE WEEK.

by Rhinestone Medici April 16, 2018

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

slut crutch

Term for a person that is being used sexuality to avoid emotional pain.

"You and Charlie seem pretty close, how's it going ?"
"Oh we're not serious she's just my slut crutch "

by BakedJavlin November 25, 2021