Latvian double crutch

A Latvian double crutch usually takes place in hostels in Riga. It involves 1 female taking 2 crutches at the same time, either in the same hole or both holes at once
I went to this hostel in Riga and this girl named Kim was desparate for a good Latvian double crutching. So I got my crutches out and she lowered herself onto them from the top bunk and went to town. LAD
by DrSunners November 06, 2011
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an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.
Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
by what do i care 125 September 25, 2020
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To be so hungry that if a duck were to fly over you quite close to your head you would reach up and take a bite of the duck's crutch in order to ease your hunger pains.
Man I'm so hungry I could eat the crutch off a low flying duck!
by hoodlum_hunter April 29, 2009
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4-3 Linear Crutch

When ur a shit console kid with 0.6 AA you have to use this broken sens and I thought classic was op
Damn, bro why are you so good.
It's because I am a 4-3 Linear Crutch and I am pussy to use any other sens
by IcyZoxy on PSN November 13, 2023
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a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017
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Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.
Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!
by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003
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crutch-pak

the bulging profile of a lycra clad male weight lifter appearing immediately below the belt.
also identified in Australian fast bowlers (cricket) as they race to the crease facing a stiff breeze.
take 1 banana and two passionfruit.
place them on a flat surface and cover with clingwrap.
with imagination and some rearranging you should have something resembling a crutch-pak !
by ugunnapingmi June 21, 2003
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