cridget

noun; creature that is a midget.

Look over yonder there be a cridget in the brush!!!!

by Cridget January 24, 2011

CrodPod

A prefabricated toilet unit, or pod, often placed in a very public place. The use of which is not a relaxing experience, for you are in a state of conscious anxiety that the door will inadvertently fly open to reveal you having a crod (or curling one off, so to speak). The more utilitarian plastic form is found at music festivals and image conscious building sites, while the more upmarket types, sleek curves and stainless steel fittings can be found in most busy city thoroughfares.

CrodPod - it's the only option when you're touching cloth out in public

Stan: Aarghh Bob, I can feel the tortoise's head
Bob: Oh no Stan, there isn't a public toilet close by.
Stan: Oh feck, guess I'll need to use the CrodPod - I'm busting for a shite.

by Giant Hillside Drawing August 31, 2013

Crointing

Jerking off to homosexual turtles having sex.

Commonly done in groups of 3 or more partners.

“Did you hear what happened to Jimmy ? He got grounded for a week, his parents caught him Crointing “

by Lv35BossChungus January 3, 2019

Croire

croire is one of the two developers of the ROBLOX game Flicker, the other one beeing joritochip.
Flicker is based of Town Of Salem.

Guy1:"I think croire's name is Jo."
Guy2:"Why?"
Girl1:"Can yall talk bout somethin interestin?"

by Marco- August 29, 2020

Croissant

A guy named Croix.

Croissant was really pissed that they charged him $2 dollars to get his sandwich chili rubbed.

by Doctor Mantis Toboggan, M.D April 30, 2021

Crodders

When youre so fucked that you feel quadriplegic. Root word: qraudrapweegic

Mate im fucken crodders, can you wipe my bum for me?

by Sillyoldgaff February 9, 2023

dirty croissant

When a female is sandwiched between 2 hairless unbathed detestable Frenchmen and each of said Frenchmen are both trying to penetrate the same hole at one time

He asked what I wanted for breakfast to which I replied, "definitely not another dirty croissant"

by Mattallica February 27, 2017