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Crinklegate 2020

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The crinkling of the first page of textbooks by depressed factory workers who are upset with their wages and the textbooks they make.
Notice how the first page of your textbook has a crinkle in it? That’s proof of Crinklegate 2020
by Jerry Hanks March 11, 2021
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Crippling depression

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this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo

her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan July 1, 2021
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Cranking Units

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What began as Edmonton-speak for ‘drinking beers’, has evolved into an entire culture.

Anything can be a unit, and usually it’s crankable, sometimes the unit even cranks itself and you need to crank it before it cranks you. Sometimes you crank the units and later on the units crank back (ie a hangover).

Unit Classification System - Crankology. 101

Type 1 Units

- Instant gratification units. Require little effort to crank, with high pleasure payoff.

- Ex: cocaine, liquor.

Type 2 Units

- Units that require some effort to crank, with potentially great rewards.

- Ex: mushrooms, ayahuasca, changa.

Type 3 Units

- Units that crank you, but in the long run allow you to crank even more units.

- Ex: psychedelic ego death, vaccines, getting lost in the forest and discovering your spirit animal after days of dehydration and delirium.

Type 4 Units

- Food units. Calories are eventually required for even the most veteran of greeblers.

- Ex: Rave pizza.

Type 5 Units

- Units that need to leave the body. Bodily function units.

- Ex: crank a piss, bro!

Type 6 Units

- Mystery Units. Units found, effects unknown until cranked.

Ex: powdery substance snorted off greebly shag rug.

Type 7 Units

- Adrenaline units. Units that activate internal adrenaline system for sake of excitement and cheap thrills!

Ex: fire spinning, sky diving, BDSM kinks.

Type 8 Units

Sexual pleasure units.

Ex: cranking your nut butter all over your babe (with consent).
*Looks at empty beer box* “bro did we crank all those unes?”

“I went to help my friend build a fence but then we just started cranking units instead”

“When I birthed my child I was in labour for 12 hours”
“Damn, that’s cranking a unit for sure”

“Love une/ love yoon”

“Don’t forget to use your manners, say please and crank une”

What is life, but a unit cranked?”
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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Cranking A Brown

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When you take a shit. Usually during an upper decking.
I was really Cranking A Brown at the party. Nothing funnier than Upper Decking someones toliet during a party. I of course left the party after i shitted.
by upper deck crew July 30, 2009
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crippling depression

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A saver condition of depression that doesn't allow someone to do daily tasks
Mother: have you taken out the trash yet
Son: no sorry I'm not in the right mind to do it right now I have crippling depression
by Audreyowen2003 January 29, 2017
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Chinking

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A side-effect of cannabis use that causes the muscles of one's eyelids to become relaxed and slightly closed to take on the appearance of someone from Asian - or 'chink' - descent.

A similar side-effect sometimes called 'red-eye' can also occur if a user is a new smoker or just smokes a lot. This is caused from dilation of the capillary veins within the eyes.
Shit man, don't be chinking so hard when we get to school! The teacher's will know we're stoned!
by RockNn311 June 29, 2010
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Cranking

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To be simultaneously engaged in the acts of crying and wanking.
If his funds were running particularly low, Junkie Jim could often be found cranking at the local sperm-bank.
by Johnny Darke December 16, 2008
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