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Shonda Crimes

A person who is known for leaving the fandom they 'own' in turmoil for example;
writing in a plane crash that kills two of the most loved and shipped characters,
splitting up a ship and pairing them with the most disgusting characters,
even just not giving the fandom enough sex scenes of their ships.
Shonda Crimes ran away to Scandal leaving us Grey's fans with boring rubbish season 10.

Why the hell has Shonda Crimes left us heart broken again?

Stop being a Shonda Crimes.
by Shondaland Is My Home December 8, 2013
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girly cramps

when girls are experiencing menstural pain and need to avoid doing work
Tanya can't make it to the meeting because she has girly cramps
by lolcatBBQ April 8, 2009
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Crame

A pint of Guinness. Derived from cream.
Had a heap of Crame last night.
by Wob@Work January 12, 2009
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war crimes

You average ignoramus will remember 3 facts about WW2:

- The Japs bombed Pearl Harbour
- Hitler killed 6 million jews
- The Allies won

I could ramble on for years about my WW2 knowledge as I've read hundreds of books by various authors - American, British, French, Chinese, Russian, German, Japanese... and one fact stands out from all - the victor dictates popular history, ie. that which is published in text books, general facts that people can recall etc. etc.

War crimes and atrocities were indeed committed by both Allied and Axis soldiers. The Allies won the war, therefore dictated popular history. Ever thought it strange that Allied troops "didn't" commit war crimes, and those that did were documented were only Russian? That's a combination of post war/Cold war propaganda. Most people never heard of British troops mercilessly gunning down French civilians who were looting dead Allied troops, or Americans executing Poles and Ukranians fighting for the Germans, Canadians executing German tank crews after fierce restistance at Caen, American Jews nailing captured German officers to barn doors and bayonetting them...

We all know what atrocities the Germans and Japanese committed and I am in no way saying they were distorted or made up... just know that Allied troops didn't exactly come home smelling of roses
396,000 Germans went missing after VE day
by Open minded March 29, 2004
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Crampsack

No definition needed, everybody knows someone who is a crampsack...douchebag, idiot etc.

Alternate- Sitting in the back seat of a small two door vehicle and your boxers ride up in your pants...you would have a Crampsack.
Wow, I can't believe Jimmy shit himself when he passed out drunk...what a crampsack!

Word created by :
Gard Deletetsky
Zack Adams
Sid Doyle
by Gard Deletetsky November 16, 2007
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Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008
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crampsturbate

When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.
Cameron winced as he crampsturbated in his Suzuki Swift.
by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014
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