"Do you have any pets?"
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
"Not for long. Heather is going to craig the fish tank. It'll be gone in a hour."
by kingferdinand May 4, 2010

by rat prostitute February 5, 2023

by werdna313 June 14, 2022

The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.
I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.
Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!
Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!
by Jknnnnn June 16, 2020

a craig is a builder name so you can use it when you've done something like lifting a heavy weight.
( Like ur mom)
( Like ur mom)
by Lil mango man July 1, 2021

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.
by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual
by Keyaun December 1, 2022
