The Craig

Step #1- Find a married guy with a wife
Step #2- Seduce him (fuck his brains out) and make him divorce his wife
Step #3- Marry him
Step #4- Call him Gay and divorce him
*****
Extra points if you can take half of what he owns.

I can't believe mark divorced his wife only to get the craig in the end.

by Cannonbomb10 January 16, 2019

Craiged

The act of trying to look like a baller by willingly spending the money you were supposed to pay your moms back with on something you shouldn’t have.

I know dude couldn’t afford that dirt bike, he must have craiged it.

Mom: I don’t know how I’m gonna pay my bills this month since your brother craiged me!

by Jknnnnn June 16, 2020

craig

the god and savior of the halo franchise. craig is an absolute chad and is an alpha male brute. he was made a meme cause evryone hate the halo graphics

wow! craig is so handsome and godlike!

by xxxyeetxx163 August 23, 2020

Craig

Craig, (also known as craigory)- a person with the biggest, most ginormous penis ever

Man Craig has such a big dick, I wish I was him.

by rat prostitute February 5, 2023

Craig

Occasionally a wizard, sometimes a talk show host.

“That guy is such a Slap Craig”

by werdna313 June 14, 2022

Craig

The quiet kid. Also is 5'0 and is a fucking bitch and has no life. And no bitches and is a homiesexual

Craig: Looks for something in bookbag
Students: Everyone RUNNNNN!!!!

by Keyaun December 1, 2022

Craig

Craig

Craig

by Goatman69bro January 15, 2022