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crackaholic

N. An individual that abuses alcohol and illicit drugs such as, but not limited to, crack cocain.
It's fkn 6 am, i got to go to work at 8 and this fkn crackaholics need to get the fk out!!!
by Tony G'n August 1, 2007
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crackplot

(N.) A story plot which is so outlandish, the reader might be persuaded that the author was on crack. If actually written, rather than simply speculated upon, will almost always result in crackfic. What sometimes happens when an author throws the plotbunnies a carrot.
Author 1: *explains story idea in great detail*
Author 2: Dude, you're not really gonna write that, are you? It's a freaking crackplot, people will think you're insane.
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Cracksuit

Form of clothing favored by members of the chemically dependent urban underclass.
Generally matching jacket and trousers designed to be mistaken for designer sportsware made from flammable material purchased from an open-air market.
Oh shit! I left my clean needle in my other cracksuit.
by TheHankster December 15, 2008
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crackslut

a woman or man who will hang out with someone/do the dirty for crack or another mild altering substance.
by crackslut27 January 15, 2009
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Crackbot

A person who trolls the internet looking for people, ideas, information or organizations to drag back to a forum they belong to so forum members can ridicule, cyber-bully, harass, defame or insult their target with distortions, falsehoods, or character assassination, and engage in other acts of malice.
There are a lot of crackbots on the James Randi Educational Foundation Forum who pretend to be experts on critical thinking skills when it is clear from what they post that most members do not know the first thing about critical thinking.

Julio spent two hours screaming in my ear about how stupid some physicist was when he saw an internet article about him filing a grant application for cold fusion research. Julio was just doing his usual crackbot routine. He knows nothing about physics.
by Exigent Mind December 9, 2012
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Crackhound

A run down bus that is usually occupied with crackheads, meth heads, and in general crazy people. Usually a Greyhound bus.
After abandoning my truck, at the Flying J, I had to buy a bus ticket to take the Crackhound home.
by DFrnkln06 November 18, 2018
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Texan cockshot

Where you place the but of a loaded rifle or shotgun to your groaned area with the barrel pointing away from the body. The trigger is then pulled so that the recoiled forces the gun back words into the genatels causing severe discomfort and posabley infertility.
Dad gave himself a texan cockshot, that is why you are adopted
by Barberella April 12, 2020
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