Cover Buy

When a person is embarrassed or does not want to be seen buying something in public, so they buy one or more things to cover up that purchase.

"Dude, why do you have this car magazine and teen life?"
"It was my cover buy when I bought this month's issue of hustler.."

"Why did you get new shampoo and a razor? The old ones are fine!" "I had to buy another 30-pack of extra large tampons so I used it as my cover buy.."

by Ghost-faced thriller June 4, 2009

cover beer

the beer you carry around, but don't drink, to ensure that no one else offers you another; usually when you've "had enough"

Person: How did you manage not to get trashed like everyone else last night?

You: I had my cover beer around the end of the night.

Or

Friend: How about another beer?

You: Nah, cover beer.

by USANZ September 7, 2009

Cover Conversation

A fake conversation you have to distract or cover what you are really doing.

So I was looking at this girl but did not want her to notice so I started a cover conversation with my buddy.

by Hay Ray April 29, 2011

cover socks

The torn socks that you wear over holidays socks because you have no normal pairs left, and don't want to look foolish wearing Christmas socks at Easter.

My cover socks saved me from looking like a bag wearing pumpkin socks at my wedding.

by Kaje Willliams March 10, 2014

Cover piggy

A hot girlfriend who uses all the blankets in bed, but is skinnier than a cover hog

This girl I slept with last night was being a total cover piggy.
At least she wasn't a cover hog.

by Zezzy90 November 17, 2017

Cover Mama

Cover Mamas are females that say things like Oh That was meant for everyone else not just to you or No one asked you. they basically think they’re cool and are always right

Leah: * Send a party invitation*
Tim: By the way im not coming to the party this saturday
Leah: The message is for everyone not just YOU!
Tim: Shut up Leah your such a Cover mama you keep using phrases like That was meant for every one
Leah: NOBODY ASKED

by Trojan November 4, 2019

Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.

Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.

by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020