Coning

The act of placing an orange traffic cone outside of a communal bathroom (with no lock) to warn others that you are taking a shit. The purpose of the cone is three fold. First, to caution others against the foulness which is being perpetrated on the throne. Secondly, to enjoy your poop with out the fear of being intruded on. Thirdly, to give a visual clue to the involuntary bodily response which makes you need to shit more the closer you get to the bathroom.

You can pre-cone (to put a reserve on the bathrrom) or post cone (respect others by leaving the cone in place after you have shat until the smell wafts away).

No-coners show a wanton disrespect toward other patrons of the bathroom and disrespect the policy and those who have worked tirelessly to create the policy in the hopes of shitter harmony.

"I was going to go take a shit but I saw someone coning." "Are you kidding me? Did he just no-cone?"

by Coximus December 2, 2011

croning

plucking pubic hairs

"i caught gary croning james last night"

by Hakko December 21, 2003

corking

Corking, or "to cork", is when you place an object e.g. Fist, toy, thumb etc, into a man or women's anus. They then excrete said object back out, along with any other matter, that is packed inside.

Guy one: hey you two were making alot of noise last night
Guy two: yeah sorry we were trying to cork each other
Guy one: get out, I will not have corking in my house!

by disgusting smell December 15, 2011

coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes

TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"

by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004

The Curning Bunt

After gorging out on a huge 911 hot plate of wings, you get so piss drunk and forget to wash your hands. Later that night with your woman of the night, you start getting down and dirty. Shortly after proceeding to finger bang the shit out of her holes, she starts to scream in pain. Lesson to be learned is to wash those hot haberneros off your hands before foreplay!

I got a nasty text from the slut I was with last night. She was so pissed at me for fingerbanging her without washing the hot sauce off my hands. She said she I gave her the Curning Bunt for hours, I think she meant the burning cunt. Lol!

by jayklaw January 8, 2012

Apple Coring

Its where you stick your hand up someones arse, grab a handful of insides, and rip them out

Man...Sov hated Hunty so much for shitting on his Pizza, I saw him Apple coring him later that night

by Pappa Sov September 23, 2021

Coining

Have your woman (or man) hold their legs up over their head on their back and ejaculate onto their gapping asshole. Then you use your hands to make kind of a waterfall with your cum into their open mouth.

Dude, I was coining your sister last night and she gagged on it.

by Da_Captain June 13, 2006