Madness combat is a series which has 13 episodes (?) by now, its found on Newgrounds and on YouTube. It's a pretty good series with thousands of downloads with positive responses.
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Get the Madness Combat mug.A code-word put on acting resumes to indicate that a male actor is willing to do a gay sex scene that goes further than just kissing (i.e., groping, massaging, simulated/fake orgasms).
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Because Jake Gyllenhaal listed "light combat" on his acting resume under the heading "Special Skills," the casting director knew that he would be perfect for the movie, "Brokeback Mountain", which would require him to have passionate gay sex with his co-star, Heath Ledger.
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Aspiring Actor: If it meant I could finally get the big lead in a movie, I would do a gay sex scene, but I think it might be weird to put on my resume. What do I do?
Agent: Well, are you willing to do more than just kissing?
Aspiring Actor: Sure, but could you be more specific?
Agent: For instance, are you willing to at least roll around on a bed with another man while you are semi-nude and groping his chest and butt in front of the camera?
Aspiring Actor: Not a problem.
Agent: Are you even willing to act like you had an orgasm?
Aspiring Actor: Of course.
Agent: Well then, on your acting resume, just list "light combat" as one of your "special skills." That lets movie makers know that they should consider you for gay acting roles that call for a passionate gay sex scene.
Because Jake Gyllenhaal listed "light combat" on his acting resume under the heading "Special Skills," the casting director knew that he would be perfect for the movie, "Brokeback Mountain", which would require him to have passionate gay sex with his co-star, Heath Ledger.
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Aspiring Actor: If it meant I could finally get the big lead in a movie, I would do a gay sex scene, but I think it might be weird to put on my resume. What do I do?
Agent: Well, are you willing to do more than just kissing?
Aspiring Actor: Sure, but could you be more specific?
Agent: For instance, are you willing to at least roll around on a bed with another man while you are semi-nude and groping his chest and butt in front of the camera?
Aspiring Actor: Not a problem.
Agent: Are you even willing to act like you had an orgasm?
Aspiring Actor: Of course.
Agent: Well then, on your acting resume, just list "light combat" as one of your "special skills." That lets movie makers know that they should consider you for gay acting roles that call for a passionate gay sex scene.
by King#12 July 9, 2010
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Get the Mortal Combat mug.a roblox game where you command a noob army against another noob army in different scenarios, including vehicles from ww2 to the cold war
can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player
the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts
can be played both cooperatively with other players or player vs player
the game has a discord server filled with pedophiles and people who say Move Shitposts
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by PwnNubs May 31, 2009
Get the man to hand combat mug.The act of taking one for the team while in a combat zone. Kin to the standard "Wingman" just under different conditions. Conditions befitting the term "Combat Wingman" are as follows; Taking one for the team while deployed, Obstructing a potential cock blocking Betty to a point where you either have to fuck or fight the potential cock blocker.
Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.
Also Known As: Jumping on a hand grenade or Stepping on the land mine. Under the harshest conditions the term "Hugging The Nuke" may apply.
Jay: "Damn Phil, Brianna is hot and I would like to partake of her two lipped goodness..."
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"
Phil: " Well what is stopping You?"
Jay: "Her square jawed room mate, she is always around and cock blocks at every chance"
Phil: "I'll step on this land mine for you little buddy"
Jay: "Wow, Phil you are my hero, a true Combat Wingman"
Phil: "That's right, now, if you'll excuse me, I have to Hug A Nuke"
by Hector Gnome June 30, 2007
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