consensual rape

When you ask someone if you can rape them and they agree or give their consent to it.

Eg.
Russel: Can I rape you?
Ditty: Yes
Russel: Yes I now can consensual rape you

by Zapp Clan April 9, 2019

conservationalist

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.

Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."

by Crackoline March 12, 2015

Consensual lie

A lie that everyone agrees with despite evidence to the contrary

Republicans bought into the consensual lie that Donald Trump was qualified to be President.

Politicians agree to the consensual lie that taking gifts from lobbyists doesn't make them corrupt.

by deli guy October 21, 2016

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Environmental Conservation Police

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018

Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP)

An elite organization strictly focused on studying and protecting Water Pandas and their natural habitat.

1.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I think about how my life has no meaning. Becoming a member of the The Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) will make me appear to be a good person with a life purpose.

by DFresh03 December 29, 2010

conservapedia

A site that claims to offer an alternative to the "liberal bias" of Wikipedia. It ultimately fails because, as we have learned with Fox News, fighting bias with bias only leads to more bias. One of the best humor sites on the web.

Conservapedia: "Some conservatives claim that conservatives and an overwhelmingly small minority of liberals consider deceit wrong and actively fight it, and that there is substantial evidence that liberals are more guilty of deceit than conservatives."

Me: lol

by Stupid Corn November 1, 2007