this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

cracker containment zone

A room made up of almost exclusively middle aged white people.

guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.

by graggler August 31, 2023

sharps container

a greedy vagina that has had more than one penis inside of it

"That girl vagina was like a sharps container. I'm never going back in that one."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

container head

A container head is a person who thinks of containers in terms of management and physical labor as their dream job and favorite hobby. Their love of containers is actually religious in a sense that’s how much they love them

Guy 1: hey you know head of container Peter Pilgaard
Guy 2: oh yeah he is like the biggest container head

by Tommaso the cockmoster October 18, 2022

Contained

Kept within limit until struggling.

Up ☝ through when I was 9, I was contained wearing my Boxer Briefs Underwear!

by Fendzs December 31, 2021

Mario Container

When a dude is called Mario, and he is similiar to a container

-Oh look, here's that guy, his name is Mario
-Dude, he'd be a great Mario Container

by Leninator September 8, 2021

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022