Scottish constipation 

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop

- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

Scottish constipation by Pushing poops July 25, 2021

emotional constipation 

the inability to express one's feelings despite a sincere effort or desire to do so

That movie was so sad it made tears well up in my eyes, but my emotional constipation was so great I couldn't bring myself to cry.

emotional constipation by Michael Jameson July 18, 2007

credit card constipation 

When you go on vacation and your credit card company has blocked your account from any flow of money.

Make sure you call MasterCard before you go to New Zealand, you don't want to get credit card constipation!!

credit card constipation by gwai mui MARTIN April 7, 2010

Nasal Constipation 

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.

Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!

Nasal Constipation by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010

brain constipation 

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to

Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation

brain constipation by Zosia & Mugen May 12, 2011

Sexy Constipation 

Adjective.

A word used to describe a certain spencies fb profile picture aka hair poof + uber makeup + confused horny face = sexy constipation.

Waldo: Hey dude, u see Sumo's profile pic?
Gregorio: Yeah, total sexy constipation!

Sexy Constipation by TheGingerMuffin January 9, 2011

Passport constipation 

When you have applied for a passport with the US Government 6 months ago and you are leaving tomorrow and still can't squeeze out a passport for your spring break trip!

Hey Tracy: Have you received your passport yet for our trip to Punta Cana on Friday?

Tracy: Hell no, the US governemnet has passport constipation! They can't seem to squeeze out the passport I applied for 6 months ago!-

Passport constipation by MaxtheCameraMan April 4, 2009