Coochie Conquerer

Someone who slays mad poon. While being a gentleman, he is smooth as fuck and gets hella pussy.

Pete is such a Coochie Conquerer, I need to take notes ASAP rocky.

by pus c getr 69 February 25, 2019

WoRlD CoNquEroR

A jerk who is super annoying and always wants attention

that kid is acting like World Conqueror to be honest

by Max Marvel August 31, 2020

The Conqueror

The achievement you get once you have stuck your cock in every hole.

"Last night I finally earned the title of The Conqueror"

by TenderNips December 9, 2021

Divide & Conquer

When a man is talking/texting multiple women and is loyal to all them, those beautiful goddesses.. and dominating I'm the bedroom, just don't get caught! ;)

Another Divide & Conquer Variation Definition:
When a Pimp/Player/Top G sweet talks & makes loves to multiple women...

When a woman describes a player:

"All that man does is divide and conquer women."
Or when a man uses it,
"I divide and conquer women, they all adore and love me." As the Man said presumably
Top G shit

by RumHamm November 18, 2022

clit conqueror

Someone who knows how to use any and all god given and materialistic instruments to get you off. (this can also just be you to yourself) They probably are a pleasing type and have spent extensive hours doing research, listening to podcast, and practicing

Call her daddy episode “how to have an orgasm” with dr emily morse - shows you how to be a clit conqueror

by ShmeeBaby December 17, 2022

Command and Conquer

Move 1: Sign waiver.

Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.

Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina

Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner

Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!

Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.

After she signed the waiver, we began command and Conquer.

by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018

Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*

by Carbohan March 3, 2019