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confectionary distributor of the anal variety

Term coined in the deep African wildlands by native tribesmen to describe the feeling of dopamine after the Eldrich Gods beat the Roman Emperor in a duel involving two pistols, 8 oz of Mexican black tar heroin and a cow. Such a turning of the psychological tables evokes notions of sweet sustenance given by a traveller who goes only by the name "John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th" and will not appear if not addressed as such. He serves as the distributor for these confectionary items but was secretly in league with the Romans. as such, the food items have been stored in an unsightly cavity without the tribesmen's knowledge.
Abu's father - "Look Abu, John Archibald Bazaro Kennedy Fletcher-Missouri the 12th: the confectionary distributor of the anal variety."
by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd September 20, 2022
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confictional

When you talk with conviction but what you're saying is completely made up, unreasonable, of warped logic or completely untrue... then you are talking with confiction. You may well be very convincing or compelling, but it's all nonsense and you're talking out of your arse. A synonym: bullshit. But if you want a word to use in more polite conversation, use: 'confiction'.
Them: 'There's a whole island out there where they do experiments on aliens and make clones.'
The rest of everyone: 'You talk with such confiction you'd swear the sun can talk - stop making up such confictional nonsense!'
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Conductionsulator

When matter is both a conductor and a insulator
1. Conductionsulators are really interesting matter
2. Nerd
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Confectionately

A professional pastry chef or baker's closing salutation for a letter, email, or text
Confectionately Yours,
Chef Tosi
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Conlection

A fancy word that I made up and it means congressman involved in an election
yo dude this congressman is conlection
What the fuck is conlection?
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Confunctionating

To control and function a certain machinery or other objects you could control and function.
"Yesterday I was confunctionating a crane at my work."
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Heat Conduction

Definition of Heat Conduction. Heat conduction, also known as thermal conduction, is one of the three modes of heat transfer - the others are convection and radiation. Thermal energy flows spontaneously from bodies at higher temperatures to bodies at lower temperatures until the bodies are at equal temperature.
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