cornflake

a dried snot wisp that resembles a flake of breakfast cereal, not quite as bulky as a crouton.

hey girl, wanna kleenex, you need to send that cornflake back to kellogg's.

by Leysie January 10, 2008

cornflakes

pieces of crap that remain in your nether regions as result of improper wiping.

II wouldnt touch her with your junk, shes so dirty i bet shes got cornflakes.

by j-ello August 15, 2008

cornflakes face

A person whose face has been pockmarked by acne

hey cornflakes face, do you want milk with that?

by jammy dodger February 20, 2008

Cornflake

A term used to describe extremist conservatives that get offended by every statement and/or belief that doesn't exactly match their own. These individuals think that everyone should be uniform, plain, and boring like cornflakes, when really their feelings are just as fragile.

"Look, it's a man kissing another man! Jesus would not approve!"
"Someone get the cornflake out of here, please"

by Gordo23 September 19, 2018

Cornflakes

Cornflakes is a cereal usually eaten to cool to urge to masturbate at that moment, and hopefully for the rest of your life.

Did your cornflakes help at all this morning?!?!

by CrankThatCalveryBoy May 1, 2009

cornflake box

an actor/actress who can't act their way out of a corn flake box

(while watching a movie) He's a cornflake box. He cannot act.

by Jeb Doe April 9, 2016

Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls

Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny

by Zorkkins August 2, 2016