A firefighter, usually a volunteer, who shows up to scenes off duty and is completely useless. This is the firefighter who is so useless they are given simple tasks such as traffic control and they end up shutting down a highway as if they were just a traffic cone.
This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
That traffic cone caused a traffic jam by just standing in the middle of the road.
We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
by TheZippo September 28, 2019
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"Dem jews dat run Home Depot were profiteers of the fear of african Americans! The black man must fear the cone of home depot!" - Spike Lee
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To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
To engage in banter whilst relying on the assistance of a stolen Birmingham city council traffic cone.
Most effective when directed at Bantagonists or Banter Biters
"Guys why is there a cone behind the door? I just bumped into it and almost dropped my waffles!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
M"For Cone-Assisted Banter!"
by ***Welshy*** February 25, 2009
Get the Cone-Assisted Banter mug.After consuming a gross but filling meal in a college cafeteria, a student must attempt to locate cones for ice cream- if none are found, he/she must get action from (bone) someone of the opposite sex within 24 hours.
"Dude, were there any cones left?"
"Nope, looks like imma have to nail that blonde over by the salad bar givin' me the eye"
"Ah, your loyalty to cone-or-bone is incredible"
"Nope, looks like imma have to nail that blonde over by the salad bar givin' me the eye"
"Ah, your loyalty to cone-or-bone is incredible"
by nudedude69 September 30, 2009
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Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
Ingredients: Mentos, 1 liter bottle of Diet Coke, enema bag, surgical glove, KY jelly, a willing female participant
Step 1: Use a Mentos as a suppository (surgical glove and
KY jelly optional)
Step 2: Proceed to fill your enema bag with Diet Coke
Step 3: Gentlemen, start your blumpkins!!!
Step 4: As climax approaches, insert enema wand and squeeze
bag converting blumpkin to power blumpkin.
Step 5: Take cover. (Due to immediate chemical reactions
that will ensue.)
Step 6: The enema bag having mixed with the Mentos should
fly out of your sphincter and jettison around the
bathroom like a cyclone spewing a geyser of soda
and fecal matter.
"Nicole's parents disowned her after they found that their house had been hit by the dreaded Coney Island cyclone."
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
(Her boyfriend had Taco Bell for lunch earlier that day.)
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