compassionate conservative

The phrase that attempts (unsuccessfully?)to force progressive ideas into a regressive box for the sole purpose of selling warm fuzzies to cold hearted bastards

Ghengis Khan's Mommy? Hitler on Christmas morning? Strom Thurmond while knocking boots with the domestic help? "The neo-fascist allowed the screaming young girl to look away as he hacked off her mother's head, justifying his reputation as a compassionate conservative."

by Publius August 26, 2003

spirit companion

A spirit that has a personal relationship with a living human. Not a spirit guide, though sometimes spirit companions also serve as guides. An esoteric concept that is gaining more recognition with the general public.

He has a spirit companion that he gets cozy with on cold nights.

by Sheta Kaey November 20, 2009

Compassionate Conservative

They hand you a tube of KY before the rape you up the ass.

Gearge W. Bush isn't even a compassionate conservative!

by Dragonbreathp9d July 11, 2006

compassionism

The practice of compassion on all living things.

Franciscans are firm believers in compassionism.`

by Al Chort October 7, 2010

compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018

compassionate conservatism

"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.

If you're gonna inflict "compassionate conservatism" on us George, be sure to use some lube.

by Jay Naylor July 11, 2006

compassionate conservative

A conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. Read: oxymoron.

No examples, none exist.

by liberal July 23, 2003