Comp-wad

Basically a computer nerd who tries to get chicks with their computer-techy language.

Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how an intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

by loblaws September 11, 2007

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Comp-wad

A computer nerd who has a vast knowledge of computers and uses his confusing computer vocabulary to pick-up chicks. A computer-was also spends a great deal of time in front of a computer screen. At school, think their bad ass when they play unreal tournament when they teacher is not looking.

1) Rochester: Dude...James tried to pick-up Marcy by calling her a sexy giga-babe....then he tried to show her how his intel processor works.
Francis: WAT A COMP-WAD...
Rochester: Wanna play counter-strike?
Francis: Chyea

2) Jimmy: Hey Cindy want me to demonstrate you how a male-connecting plug from my laptop connects with a female socket?
Cindy: Ur sucha comp-wad...go suck on ur usb key...

by loblaws September 11, 2007

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comp-face

One's "personal face" over the internet.

I can't believe she lied straight to my comp-face!

by Chrekol July 2, 2005

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Monmouth Comp

A school where the teachers worship a black square as art.

Monmouth Comp is a bad school because there is a cult that worships Kazimir Malevich's art.

by God is Dog Backwards June 3, 2020

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Comp job

N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.

Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!

by boo yah123 March 19, 2011

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