commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

Committed a mongo

Any mistake in grammar.

You said 'would of' instead of 'would have'.

"Oh man, I just committed a mongo!"

by StarSnowLeopard July 23, 2014

svn commit

Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.

"What did Richard do in this svn commit?"

"I dunno, check the svn commit message."

"It says here, 'Plug hole in bad data, where are marked as having taken test, yet there are not tests to be found.'"

"OH GOOD GOD"

by ds_Urban_Dictionary_User April 22, 2009

ninja-commit

When you commit source code to the repository without telling management.

I did a ninja-commit yesterday so it should be working since the installation this morning!

by n3Mo_ July 16, 2010

committed friendship

The awkward stage where you're committed, but you don't want a normal relationship label...well now you have one.
A romantic relationship that has gone beyond the first stage of casual dating, and you're no longer dating other people, but not yet ready to become an official couple (i.e. boyfriend/girlfriend status).

L. and M. are now in a committed friendship. You know they are a couple, but don't want to admit it.

by Lazerxero October 14, 2014

Commitment Issues

A fancy way of saying a person is for the streets. People will be like “I have commitment issues” but what they really mean is that they cannot be loyal to their significant other. If someone says they commitment issues then it’s a guarantee that they belong to the streets and they’re gonna play you and even cheat on you. Commitment issues = Red Flag = For The Streets

Girl: I have commitment issues lol

Me: you mean you’re for the streets and cheat on people

by Chad Chett November 25, 2021

commit to su

To commit to Suicide University

This bitch is annoying as fuck imma bout to commit to SU

by Sokka476 June 2, 2018