dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.

I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

confusion

Complete misundertanding of a persons words, thoughts or actions or heard or seen. Usually resulting in embarassment, laughter, hatred, fighting(be it words or weapons), and in some cases, attraction.

I was in a state of complete confusion when I entered the church and saw the devil raping kids.

by Schnatz June 27, 2005

comment collision

when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.

JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!

by krwlos1 September 4, 2010

Optical Conclusion

Making a final decision by seeing something without having all the facts.

I saw your girl having lunch with some other dude, so I came to the optical conclusion that they were bumpin' uglies!

by Jason Schueler January 6, 2009

cock-clusion

When you finish, you reach a cock-clusion.

Guy 1: Bro, I nut all over the place.
Guy 2: That was an epic cock-clusion, bro.

by razor scoots August 18, 2019

cross of confusion

A symbol that shows the question of the existance of a god.

I wear the cross of confusion.

by Daniel P. February 14, 2004

ColdFusion For Douchebags

The title of a fictitious book, used as an insult towards technology programmers who tend to lean towards the ColdFusion platform due to its simple to learn nature despite the fact they lack any programming skills whatsoever.

What? They hired Dan to do CF programming? He sucks! I hope he picks up his copy of ColdFusion For Douchebags!

by Jocko Tam February 21, 2008