voldemort

The main villain in the Harry Potter book and movie series (although in the movies, they make Professor Snape a bit of a villain as well). His real name is Tom Marvolo riddle, when re-arranged spells 'I Am Lord Voldemort'. So far, he has tryed to kill Harry Potter 5 or more times.
The wizarding families are so afraid of him that they do not use his chosen name, refering to him as 'He Who Must Not Be Named'.

~FACTS~

1. Voldemort is a parsle tongue... he can talk to snakes
2. Voldemort went to Hogwarts, harry's school
3. Voldemort tried to get work at hogwarts
4. Voldemort killed harry's parents
5. Voldemort is getting very pissed off cos he hasn't killed harry yet.
6. I suggest you read the harry potter books if you havent already.

Voldemort is evil
Voldemort will be dead very very soon...
I hope you like harry not voldemort

by QueenAmonWoo July 13, 2006

Voldemort

Villain from the Harry Potter series. He is a dark lord, but contrary to popular belief, he is not THE Dark Lord. He has nowhere near the power or terror of Morgoth Bauglir or Sauron the Abhorred. He is also a total pussy when compared to Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, or frankly any darth.

Teenager: Voldemort is the greatest villain of all time!!!
Twentysomething adult: Yeah, sure he is....

by klopek007 February 22, 2010

Voldemort

Evil villain in Harry Potter. For a long time he wasn't human, because his use of many a Horcrux. Not many people know this, but properly pronounced "VOL-de-more." You know, the French way.

Harry Potter Fan: "Hey guys! Voldemort hates Dumbledore! He's afraid o' him er something!

by Marty Potter September 5, 2005

Voldemort

A.K.A. He-who-must-not-be-named
A.K.A. You-know-who
A.K.A. The Dark Lord
A.K.A. Tom Malvoro Riddle

The main bad guy in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Voldemort tried to Kill Harry as a baby, but instead, he almost was destroyed by this act

by Lara October 17, 2003

Loldemort

A mixture of the Acronym 'LOL' and the dark lord's name... Voldemort! Used to express amusement in a geeky Harry Potter way.Expect high usage around the release of Deathly Hallows part 1 and 2, especially when voldy himself dies.

Florence- isn't it funny when you replace the word 'wand' with 'willy' in Harry Potter books? 'I've got an unbeatable willy, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'

Alice: LOLDEMORT!!!

by FlorencePartridge November 29, 2010

Voldemort Kills Snape

A major spoiler for the final Harry Potter book. Someone managed to get Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows early, and scanned every single page of it. A complete spoiler list was uploaded to Ebaumsworld, and from there people dressed up as Nigras and spoiled the entire series ending for fans.

This event was almost exactly like the "Snape kills Dumbledore" phenomenon.

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: Voldemort kills Snape!

by nigrajones July 18, 2011

loldemort

This can be used as both a noun or as a verb; as a noun, it's a laugh so evil that it casts a spell (and a pretty good one, far as I can tell).

As a verb, it is the act of laughing so hard that some sort of magic flies out from your mouth, nose, fingertips, etc.

"If you don't stop showing me "Man Getting Hit by Football" I might have to give a loldemort!"

He loldemorted so hard he left a charred spot of ashes where the corner grocery store used to be.

by J Money For Three March 12, 2010