Beaver Coffin

A condom.

"Well looks like I got another "stiff" one on my hands here. What you say I slap on a beaver coffin so we can get this little fella buried?"

by Douchey Smurf April 27, 2009

Coffin Nails

An old slang for cigarettes, used before they were glamorized in the early 40's-50's.

"Who in their right mind would smoke those coffin nails?"

by _Fabricated_ September 20, 2003

coffin

0.25, 0.5, or 1mg xanax pills, which are shaped like oval "coffins" instead of "bars".

I just popped a couples coffins and I'm about ready to pass out.

by Ho0 July 23, 2006

Coffin Bass

Instrument invented and played by Kim Nekroman, of Nekromantix, a phycobilly band from Copenhagen, Denmark.

Coffin Bass is cool.

by Joe (Tyrano) December 29, 2004

Coffinist

Preparing dead bodies for the funeral. A male Coffinist is a Coffinator. Much like a mortician.

She looks just like she did when she was alive, the Coffinist did a good job.

by Christine D; Emily S December 10, 2010

Bone Coffin

Is another term to describe the Anus. It was derived from the term "Bone Smuggling" which is slang for Anal Sex.

I need to bury "this" (erection) in your Bone Coffin!

Babe... This Boner can't possibly rest in peace until it's in your Bone Coffin!

by ProfessionalPartyer November 17, 2011

chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 10, 2017