Cocktail Engineer 

Someone (usually a sales person) that doesn't have any true skills or technical ability but makes a living off of wining & dining clients, usually loaded with empty talk.

"We need a real technical salesperson, not a cocktail engineer."

"Boy, Kim & Shannon are just a couple of Cocktail Engineers, but they sure are fun!"

Cocktail Engineer by sellerina February 18, 2010

cocktail mattress 

A slutty chick that has a job as a waitress because she has no other talent other than laying on her back with her legs spread facing the sky.

Hey cocktail mattress I'll take a redbull stoli, make that snappy.

cocktail mattress by jaydawg May 27, 2004

cocktail party 

When the cock of one person and the tail of another have a party. A.k.a. anal sex.

"Private Long, if you don't shut what I call the fuck up, we're going to have a cocktail party tonight!"--Drill Sergeant

cocktail party by Private Long September 21, 2006

cocktail weenie 

A person obsessed with the minutiae of bartending practices and traditions, especially regarding the preparation of mixed drinks.

"Their cold gin flip was fairly authentic, but it really should be made with cubed ice, not crushed."

"You are such a cocktail weenie."

cocktail weenie by MichaelB67 October 4, 2009

cocktail baby 

An affectionate term for a child born of racially mixed parents.

whilst some would call Lola 'caramel coloured' she was indeed a 'cocktail baby'

cocktail baby by dainish March 24, 2008

Cocktail Lobotomy 

Being extremely drunk and being very happy. On the way to blackout city.

"Look at Joe over there, he's drank so much that he's had a cocktail lobotomy"

Cocktail Lobotomy by Zven January 30, 2009

cocktail face 

The ravages that a "cocktail" of highly active antiretroviral drugs inflicts on an HIV-positive man's face.

Man, that Chelsea muscle queen is rocking a serious cocktail face.

cocktail face by patient infinity December 27, 2012