Clowning

The art of squeezing a ladys breasts and making a honking sound as you do it.

I totally just clowned that girl.

I can't stop clowning

by JBrom December 6, 2011

street rat clowning

making fun of people after a night out, looking as shitty as possible, wearing hats and trying to remember how u got home

im hungry...time for street rat clowning

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

clowning

Sadistic sexual term. To come in a girls face then punch her in the nose.

'I gave Cheryl a good clowning last night'

by Malteser Hoff Meister General July 19, 2006

Clowning

To be the center of attention, like the clown is at the circus. This term is used especially to describe success in spitting game, picking up women, or slaying. Derivatives of the term include: wearing a mask. To be "wearing a mask" is simply to be clowning. Therefore, if you are not "wearing a mask" then you are not clowning and are probably not slaying.

"I heard Carlos got robbed last night"

"He was not clowning"

"He was not wearing a mask"

by Octavian DuBois April 26, 2010

closeting

The act of realizing that a very young girl is either very sexy or will be so you will wait till they are legal to fuck them.

Tom: Did you see Sally today?
John: Yeah, to bad shes only 14!
Tom: Oh, dont worry about that I will be closeting her!
John: Oh Yeah!

by jack or jake September 24, 2007

clowning

to be doing the damn thang.

She was clownin in her knew car

by octavia April 30, 2003

clopping

When you spend the whole day buying items off of craigslist ads. (Craigs list shopping)

We spent the whole day clopping and bought an entire house of furniture for $600.

by icontender November 18, 2010