Clopfics

Clopfics are usually erotic stories about my little pony friendship is magic involving sex usually

Like a human sex story but involving ponies from my little pony aka clopfics

by Riley thck July 24, 2013

clopper

n. vagina

see also clunge, gwat and clive

She lifted her skirt and showed me her clopper. It was beautiful...

by Scruttock January 29, 2006

Clopper

A Brony who is into the ponies of the show on a more sexual level than a normal Brony.

Brony: So who is your favorite pony?
Clopper: Well I'd love to cum inside Twilight
Brony: Oh, so your a clopper?

by BrohoofTheWorld April 12, 2013

Clopening

When you close the night before and then have to open the next day.

I actually did my sidework last night because I'm clopening.

by Atlantic City May 12, 2014

Clap-Clops

The shoes bro-hoes wear to attract mates.

"When Cally trots after her children at the playground, the loud crack of thunder of her clap-clops slapping against the pavement scare the other small children away."

by shmegmatize May 27, 2013

Mall Clops

A fat mall cop's ass you really just wanna fuck the shit out of.

Dude you know wanna do?
Fuck a mall clops.

by CMaggieS May 21, 2017

clopening

The term for a turn around shift in a non-nine to five job.

If you work the closing shift tonight and you have to work the opening shift the next morning, you are clopening.

I can't come over tonight, because I am clopening.

by katykangaroo March 24, 2009